JUSTIN'S HAPPINESS ASLYUM FOR TROUBLED SOULS

2011-08-03T09:50:00.001-07:00

I am just so close to fucking killing myself now.

2009-07-25T07:38:00.001-07:00

i feel my body failing on me.

in the event i do die, wish me well.

pleasent coincidences

2009-07-24T04:50:00.000-07:00

today was really quite cool.

first of all shawn and i have been playing cs for quite a while! so following that, the class got into playing cs. So we had really lotsa fun playing after school! i was about to go for the rsp event so i called bala to ask where it was.

turns out i conveniently skipped it.;o on accident...i swear i thought mdm said it was at 3.

well so i call teikwen to ask when softball so i could go.
turns out i conveniently brought my stuff on the wrong day...training got moved to saturday...conveniently my project/tuition/bible study day.;o

and gails one minute of fame wasnt this week! thank goodness!:) but oh no it turns out it clashed with the acs drama night thats compulsory to go to!:O its on saturday and the friday tickets ran out!:O so the whole class has to go for saturday night!

...buttttt!(snicker unnecessary obscene joke)

mdm had earlier given joshua two tickets for the class for friday night saying that she'll get the rest next time, however she didnt.

so oh no i had to go on friday by myself with probably some loser!

HOWEVER it turns out jonathan was busy on saturday too!:D so in the end im going with one of my bestest buddies!:)

anyways back to cs. so i go to the busstop to go home so i can sleep (i havent slept before 2am for the whole week).

i chance upon teik wen and we chat. hes going to mgs to meet people.;oo so i, being lame ask for a ride down to save time and a busfare. so i go with him...but on the way i need to pee.

so teik and ca arrive at kap to have their private time and i meet fong/kaihang/reuben/joel/shihyao and then i leave my bag with them. me and fong enjoy ourselves for a short while stalking teik and bothering them however i tell them to stop before we get pissed.

teik pangsais me and i run along with fong into the group.

so i get talking a bit...and after that kaihang invites me to his house.(score!) see teik, i can have fun BY MYSELF.>:( always pangsai me

well so we take a 50 minute walk with my 5kg bag and i nearly die. but in the end i had lotsa fun at kaihangs with badjokes and basketball,dodgeball and swimming in acs uniforms!:D

i come home on the same bus as shihyao. Noone ever comes on my bus.;p

sooo sooo funn day!:)

tgif

2009-07-18T01:47:00.000-07:00

teehee...my class is quite funny at times.

well heres a few things that happened over the pass few days.

"i wish for luck, health and prosperity!-tosses 10 cents in ernmins waterbottle-" -yeeteng

"i wish for luck, health and prosperity!-tosses 10 cents in ernmins curry-" -yeeteng

Teacher: There are certain elements that make our singaporean music special from the rest. Can anyone tell me what some are?

"none of them are successful." -forgot which indian

ordanaryism is boringalism

2009-07-14T10:34:00.000-07:00

Today was just any ordinary day.

Ern min filming my life…doing silly stuff with the class. Justin’s failed parkour tricks destroying the class. Etc etc.

Went to swongs house to play guitar hero. Our band fails. But we got free lunch.;p And it was kinda fun.
So we played halo instead. I caught up with my gossip.

Celebrity and local gossip. So the drummer of tokio hotel got in a bar fight. Chace and chuck split up…well moving apartments and all. And I officially got nothing to blog about.

Phfttt. Its kinda boring lately. I didn’t get my friend request of the day today.:/ I just got one at like 12 but not on that day. My facebook is dying.D: Im kinda up to study ioc but I need rest.

Blehblehbleh im dry of ideas. Goodnight.

jeepers creepers!

2009-07-12T06:23:00.000-07:00

today was very scary.
stupid jon went to bring me to watch the haunting in connecticut. i swear i couldve pissed in my pants/crapped three times in a row.

i think i did. tic tac toe three in a row.

sucks. so i was super scared and all.
turns out the movie kinda had a feel good ending. i know...like whattt!!!??
it was really random too. hahaha....like there was this girl showering and suddenly the surrounding wraps her up really tight. like the way yeeteng likes it.;p

well after that, we went to auntie jacs place.

jacs place.

joke.

so then we were joking around with the wii...cuz jon just went to the wii to play for some weird reason without asking.
so i kept on asking him to ask cuz it was kinda rude.
but i was delaying by eating cham-pag-ne grapes along with grape jelly and bakqua or however you spell it (theres always good food at auntie jacs!).
so he was like...ill go ask auntie jac about the wii if you finish eating.

jon:"so ill say can WE go WII?"
i dunno we have this lame joke thing inbetween us.o.o

justin immitating auntie jac:"yeah sure. the toilets down the hall to the left."
phftt...anyways i got my h-piddy poster today.;p feel jealous knickers.

erm yep oh another lame thing we did was scenario making when we passed ion!

imagine us in professional suits looking like body guards...angmor tourist taking photos.

then suddenly some chinese guy (trying to be politically correct using my own race.) takes a photo!

then we go look at him and say im sorry no taking photos here!
-chinese guy speaks chinese-
"im sorry i dont speak chinese sir...do you speak GERMAN?"
the randomness of it is kinda funny.
anyways gotta fly guys!

2009-07-10T07:48:00.001-07:00

today yeeteng and i saw mas selemat.

i wonder who the singaporean government caught instead...

friends for sale!

2009-07-09T02:42:00.000-07:00

ok ok recently theres been this trend in our class where everyones been friends for saleing..

in between lessons people would walk around with tablets in tablet mode and yelling who to buy and sell...reminds me of professional men.

in fact i feel quite professional.;p like whoahoho! stock market using slave trade. not bad.
if you know what im talking about youll understand. if you dont...youll probably abovesit.

well i just bought teik wen from angelica...i know im not supposed to tell anyone and it kinda doesnt help that i am making it public to the whole world via the great library of learning (sirs term for the internet)!

but they split up.o.o yeah totally. so it was kinda weird to find teik wens nickname as...erm...

<33 =3

honestly, i have no clue what thats supposed to be.

but im rather perplexed that a heart with cancerous lump on top of it which fell down on its side is equivellent to three.

funny how it is.

2009-06-28T06:56:00.001-07:00

I say:

well welcome to facebook man.

21:54:09[c=27]I am Bored[/c] says:

lol ok..

21:54:19[c=27]I am Bored[/c] says:

erms..

21:54:21[c=27]I am Bored[/c] says:

i din even make it..

21:54:25[c=27]I am Bored[/c] says:

will hardly use it..

21:54:26I say:

bah whatever!

21:54:27[c=27]I am Bored[/c] says:

so thanks anws..

21:54:27[c=27]I am Bored[/c] says:

haha

21:54:29I say:

use it!

21:54:31I say:

its so funnn

21:54:39I say:

its better than real life man.

probably the most funny thing i said today...thats how tired i am.

slept at 6am last night. whoaahohoho. hardcore man! im like hardcore! doing hw. then i woke at 8

2009-06-27T04:37:00.000-07:00

heyo! i just came back from the bible study thing. kinda boringggg....i guess.

well anyways today kinda sucks. i went super late for the bible study thing and missed out a lot of shizz! but oh wells...cuz we talked nonsense anyways. well when i entered the oc room i saw this really hot chick which i never saw before and i was all like whooaaa!!!

then she said hi to me. then i was like...have we met before?

hot damn it was keith.o.o he came back from aussie or something...haha....dammmmmnnnnn

anyways so it was kinda funny at points. cuz like gabriel suddenly started being random and when we were asked to go in a circle to worship he said....

"hey did you know that if you talk in a perfect circle, the devil cant hear you?"

so i was like...okeydokes. lets gossip!!!-forms a kinda circle-

"did you see those horns?? they were hell ugly!"

anyways yeah. today kinda sucks cuz nic just invited me for a midnight movie...A COMEDY!! with auntie brenda somemore.D: but i cant go cuz most likely my mom wont allow. and i have hw...

plus im skipping some bbq that tsaqif invited me too.:( stupid hw. i really depended a lot on those swine flu holidays...:( didnt do my hw. bugger

the very cool post

2009-06-24T06:27:00.000-07:00

hey guys! erm i decided to start blogging again.;p

well this post is very cool.
why?

cuz its like the first post in freakin forever thats why!

very cool indeed...tordally.

well i must admit im really bored on fb. i use it for chatting nowadays cuz it has like...500 more contacts than my msn? mhmm!!!

well hey hey. so ive been listening to cool music on a cool night.

i got some cool songs for you to try listen too! its way cool. cool with a k. cuz its too kool for a c!!! its like.....koolaid kool.

mermaids-i am kloot
love's lost guarantee-rogue wave

ENJOY

Justin has a interview with himself!:D

2008-08-10T02:25:00.000-07:00

Justin: So justin...how do you feel to know that half your seamonkeys, or should i say ONE QUARTER (evil snigger) of your seamonkeys didnt make it out of the packet and is mushed on your hands?D:

Justin: It feels bad...SO BAD ITS REALLY REALLY GOOD!:D

Justin: Danggum...interview over. I see SPCA!D:

MWAHAHHAHAH!

2008-08-09T23:49:00.000-07:00

I JUST GOT SEAMONKEYS FROM THIS SALE AT OUR CHURCH!xD HAHAHHAHAHA! You know the evil feeling you get when you get seamonkeys? Well im feeling it now!:D MWAHHAHAHAHHA! It actually belonged to my friend who didnt use it for two years cuz its half used.xD Hahaha. STILL ITS AWESOMEEEE!:D CAPSSPAMMMM!

Well i already have plans for it...kinda like the way you have plans for your kids.(: Cept mine wont work if the seamonkeys no hatch.:(

First of all...im gonna keep them alive for like 6 months. Or till the half used packet of food is done. Wait. Oops...its not even opened.x) Nice going previous owner of MY seamonkeys.:D THEN...im gonna try letting go through my cryogenics test by putting them in the fridge and letting them thaw out later.xD As in...in a month?xD If their still alive...heck. Seamonkey soup sounds NICE.:D HAHAHAHAHAH! MWAHHAHHHAHAHAH! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ok. Done laughing.

Cool.

2008-07-27T07:51:00.000-07:00

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I also seem to have inherited some cash. yay.

Call 999 for fun!

2008-07-15T17:29:00.000-07:00

Omgggg! Yesterday was really funny.

You know on the backseats on the double decker busses theres like these numbers vandalized on the bus seats at the back along with the "Serene i <3 you" and the "**** you all!" or "call -number- for a good time"...

Well i called one of them.O:

It was like...for a good time, call 81169574

So i called it la!

ringringringggg

"Hi! I saw your ad on the bus?"
(some australian angy mor person girl dude)"Wha?"
"You know...the call for a good time ad?(laughing)"
"Erm...whos this?"
"Im a guy who wants a good time?"

Then i got so embarrassed at my sleazyness...i hung up. Hahaha. IT WAS SUPER FUNNNNN!

Darn them sea monkeys...

2008-07-13T02:24:00.000-07:00

GOSH! I LOVE SEAMONEKYS! Their so cool...i was browsing the site and saw all these cool products. Like check this out...

Cupids Arrow Mating Powder

For shy Sea-Monkeys afraid of "marriage", this fabulous formula will give them a quick trip "to the altar"! Once "hooked", former "bachelor" Sea-Monkeys will fill your tank with oodles of cute babies - fast!

Scandalous heh?;D

And this description wants me wanna buy it though i dont own sea monkeys!=D HECK! I have to get this for christmas...haha

But MOST AMAZING, as the water levels drops in your aquarium, Sea-Diamonds RISE UP from the bottom and FLOAT MID-WATER, seemingly in DEFIANCE OF THE LAWS OF GRAVITY! The Sea-Monkeys now wind their way among the mysteriously suspended gems swimming in and out of the enchanted "maze". So fantastic, it MUST be seen to be believed!

2008-07-09T21:10:00.000-07:00

Check this crap out!!!!

Embarsssing!D:

2008-07-09T05:16:00.000-07:00

Gosh this week was really embarrassing. Like yester yesterday...i was walking with my friend to the ip symposium and i saw this cool cardboard stick in the bin. SO I GRABBED IT...trying to act like a spastic ronin warrior slayer demon dude!xD I swung it around and smacked it on the ground. Haha. Turns out there was those long lightbulbs in it. Oops.(:

Then...like today when coming home from bus, i usually take this route through this like under construction path. But its usually enclosed by some plastic net gate thingum..hahas. Which i usually jump over. But erm...well on the way back today i kinda spoilt it.:P In front of...a person!D: oops.

OH yeah...and todays softball game was awesome! Though we lost...but in the middle there was some car accident. Apparently...this is the what my team mate that almost got killed by the flying glass object that smashed into the field.o.o So some truck...there was some aircon units and what not in there. So it fell and went onto some taxi and dented it, it ricocheted of into some lamp post which flew into the field. It was really what the heckish. Haha. But the smoke smelt niceeeee!B) Luckily noone died. WHOOHOO!

Justins excursion!

2008-07-06T06:23:00.000-07:00

Oh...i shall blog about the time at science center. VERY FUN!

Well on friday for the ip symposium we like went to the science center.=D Oooohhh. I like the science center very very much. Its so thrilling!=D The illusions there...so exciting man. It like gives me goosebumps!xD

Well the front part was pretty ok...like the water lecture was pretty funny.x)

But the best part was...-drumrolls-

THE SCIENCE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!=D

I was like looking for the space icecream...its pretty. I like the astranaut on the cover. Heh. But i saw this thing with a guy with a squishy gut. Hahas. Its very fun to poke it.=D Then i had this really funny convo with my science teacher...

"OMG SIR! WHERE IS THE SEAMONKEYS???D:"
"Huh?"
"SEA MONKEYS! YOU KNOW? GODS IN A PACKET! WITH GROWTH HORMONES AND ALL THAT???"
"Their brine shrimp technically"
"THEIR GODS!!!!!!!"
"Fish eat them actually."
-black faces him-

Hahahaha! But oh well...i bought some colons for the movie. Basically their like these roll cracker things with stuff inside. I got the strawberry colons.xD Some people...got the chocolate ones.o.o

Well the movie rockedddddd!!!!!!!!xD It was the best.

Grandcanyonadventure! Whoohooo!

Basically the imax theater was the best! It had such a big screen and we located at some very very high place and the movie was HILARRIOOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! My friend was like....watching it like the weird pervert he was.xD Like there was this scene where there was this long haired lady...then my friend was like drooling. Then she turned around and it was some old lady AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE!!!!xDD HILARIOUSNESS! And also the dave matthews band's music was featured in the movie!(: LIke it was awesome! But some people were gasping through the song mother father..hehe. Most of everyone was asleep. Even sir said he was sleeping. Because the show had rocking scenery.=P And very sleepy music. So its the best movie to fall asleep in...very comfy there.^^

And today i went to a friends place at a hotel.=D It was pretty fun...we played xbox for a VERY long time!=D Whoo hoo! In aircon! WHOO HOOOO! It rocked. Well i shall go now...my dad wants me off.>.< I just got on like literally 15 minutes ago. I was counting.

Well seeyahs! I love life!

Let there be rock.

2008-07-02T06:02:00.000-07:00

Hahas...today was pretty scary. My parents decided to have some com check thing and checked ALL my stuff on the com.D: Lucky they didnt find anything...but they did find some embarrassing pics of my that we took durings maths project.>.< Like me acting gay, me attacking random people and all. Hahas.

Oh...and then that reminds me weirdly of this contest i had with IP.xD Like we made emo phrases...i was like lets go!!!

"My dark mirasma of dread rains down on my aching soul"

Then Ip was like....

"My cat ate my homework."

WHATTTT THE HECK???XD

Then it was really really funny...cuz he said it like a IDIOT!xD But it was funny...hahas!

At softball today i also pissed coach off.=P

He was like saying the f word to the players and i was like...

Coach! Mrs anna lim told us that you should not use vulgar language.xD

"WHAT LA? You must be imagining things..."

Dude. Ive been imagining things the whole day.o.o

Slaves!xD

2008-07-01T22:06:00.000-07:00

Omg...hahas. Today is super fun!=P I have built up my slave business.xD Its super funny.(: I have like a few slaves now.=P

Keith the gay slave.xD
Sashi the useless slave.(aka freedom the slave)
El slave a french slave.(pavan)
Harshit the sub sub slave
A lotta sub slaves.xD

Whoo hoo! So fun...theyre my slaves! AKKAKA!

HAHAHAHAH!

2008-06-30T20:25:00.000-07:00

Im officially depressed....while i was koling, i lost all my cash and my friends cash.xD Gosh im so bad...hahas. Its kinda funny yet VERY depressing.xD I screamed noooooo during malay class. Gosh its so so stressing.xD

OC <33

2008-06-30T04:11:00.000-07:00

Hahah...i cant believe i used to be scared of oc.xD

Anyways WERE GONNA HAVE PAINTBALLL!!!!!!!!=D Wheee! Those in favour of paintballing, dont come to my blog!=D Snap. Thats like the whole world.o.o

Kinda disappointing how that turned out the way i suspected it would.=/

It was a sunday! But a white day!

2008-06-28T21:27:00.000-07:00

Ok..only those who listened to smooth criminal would understand the title.

Well todays oc was pretty cool. Christelle did some testimonial speech...wow. I was like wow. -clap clap-

Then we did some photo taking or something which i jumped into peoples photos which was particularly annoying.x) But heck....(: Someones gotta be the immature dude that noone likes.

And i am...THE PROUD BEARER OF THE ONLY CHILDRENS BIBLE IN THE WHOLE OF OC. Probably. Dunno.

Whoo hoo! A rest!

2008-06-26T03:22:00.000-07:00

Today i had a short rest...then i played wonderwall with my bro. Gosh...it was really awesome.xD I mean his drumming...it kicked up the song.=P My skills...not so good. Hahas. But it was cool. We just came back from the old folks home. Cool little place. But we worked at the demented lounge...its really quite nice. They were nice and all and we talked though our batch was non-dialect speaking so we just stood by them. I worked with some uber old dude. He was pretty cool.(: But there was this guy with a really really sad past...

Basically on his like 70 birthday or something his wife passed away or something....then the doctors didnt know. So she was dead on the bed for like a day and then the husband knew and kept waving to nothingness. Then the doctors found out...and then hes been waving to nothingness from then on saying his wife was there.=/

Pretty freaky but i felt bad for him. But hes a nice dude...one of the nicest there.(:

So we had fun i guess....only during singing.x) We sang the campfire song song! Very fun!

Whoo hoo!

2008-06-23T05:48:00.000-07:00

Hahas...i just came back from the fourth doctor today.xD Its so irritating. Im tired of meds. Turns out i may have to use the inhaler if i dont get well soon.D: Doh. But the meds that i shared with my mom when she got it from her visit from the doctors was the best. Very tasty.

AND TODAYS DOCTOR WAS THE BEST...it was pretty funny. The doctor was like...some phlegm...bacteria...bla bla bla...something to do with xmen...OK! IMPORTANT PART! He was saying something about microshizz affecting my lungs...
"It probably experienced spasms"
I laughed a bit loud. Oops. Haha!
Well i get to be excused from physical activity for a week now! WHEEEE!

Iceskating!

2008-06-22T06:39:00.000-07:00

Today i went ice skating.

It was fun.

I also did some national javelin competition.

It was not fun.

At ice skating i was skating.

It was fun.

At javelinning i was failing.

It wasnt fun.

Erm...basically the time around skating was pretty ok. First part was not so fun. Last part was pretty fun. I still need to pimp slap a girl name rachel for randomly slapping me.o.o I didnt even know she came to our church until today where she randomly slapped me. Like what the chukubarra. I think a chukubarra is a goat sucker in mexico. He sucks goats blood. And enjoys it. Ok. blogpost done. Woohoo!

Quiz of 100 questions! WOOHOO!

2008-06-20T01:22:00.000-07:00

Since im pretty bored and supposed to be working..i shall do a quiz that i found on christelles blog which she found on gabriels blog which he probably found at some other website!!!=D

So here goes...

1.What's the connection between you & the last person that called you?
Partners.......in crime!:K (its a boy.)

2. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Yeah. Whenever i feel like it. GOSH!

3. What happened yesterday night?
NEXT QUESTION...
Jokin. Listening to rolling stones.

4. When did you last cry?
REAL MEN DONT CRY!

Last week.

5. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Nuts.o.o

6. What do you want in your life right now?
Goodness! And a chance to go to china! A more exciting life! Erm...im supposed to say only one thing right.

7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
Im not a gangstarz rapper with cool hoodies so i guess i carry it around. If i have one.

8. What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
ME!=D And my baby blankie...=)

9. What bottom are you wearing now?
A bare one.

10. Whats the nicest text in your inbox say?
I love you. That was from myself.(:

11. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Toss in an avril lavenge song and yeah. Its hell.o.o

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
I dont borrow clothes sicko!

13. What was the last movie you caught?
I dont have a movie net.:(

14. What are you proud of?
My six packs!D:-grabs a marker and draws some-

15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
Hey! Have fun in US!....it continues

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
DOH! I was just singing ruby tuesday during the quiz so my LAST LAST song was probally....mr knickerbocker.

17. Do you have any nicknames?
JC. Edward. Madchinaskills. Blueballs. Justiceblueballs. Occasionally peesarimuthudebadecalabas. OH YEAH. Justin.(:

BUT GUYS...please call me lincoln.D:

18. What does your last received text message say?
Oh ok... You going for dance night? And softball is 3 tmr i think...

No im not going for dance night.

19. What time did you go to bed last night?
2 around there.

20. Are you currently happy?
Not really.

21. Who gives you best advice?
Uncle Ben. "With great power comes great responsibility"

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
I dont have whipped cream.o.o

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
YOUR MOMMA! Hah. No.

24. Is anything bugging you right now?
The fact that ive gotta lotta lotta homework.

25. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
The yeah in mr knickerbockers. HAHAH. Its super random. I love yah barney!

26. Do you wear toe socks?
Sounds interesting..but i dunno what that is.o.o

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
My mom?

28. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Heck yes.:(

29. What annoys you most in a person?
Me.

30. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not of now. Anyways its supposed to be a secret...

31. Have you ever done cocaine?
EWWW! YUCKKK! WRONNGGGG! WHY WOULD I DO THATTT??

Yes.

32. What is the colour of your room?
Comic posters

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollar?
HEY HEY HEY! YOURE TRYING TO TRICK ME! ITS ONE OF THOSE CHINA TRICKS RIGHT? Cuz it says dollar...next to the million.-spaz-

34. Do you believe in the saying "talk is cheap"?
Confusious never said that...so no.

35. Who was the last person to lay in your bed?
Me. Marme! GETTIT? HAHAHHA!!!

Joking. My mommy goes nowhere near my bed.:K

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
My mom?

37. What do you want to say to the person you have a crush on?
Hi! I have a crush on you.

38. Do you have a life?
A second one. AHHAHAHA. No.

39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn't?
I think of my friends dying sometimes. Then i cry. Then i stop.

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
Whats that mean?

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Josias ding. RANDOM! I dreamt he had this really cool tan and i was making fun of him. Hahah.

42. Last time you smiled?
My last botox injection.

43. Have you changed this year?
I guess. More immature and annoying.o.o

44. What are you listening to right now?
Drop-Blue october

45. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?
Justin: Some people dont understand...they say i talk to myself...D:
Dad: WHAT?
Justin: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU...its ok mr puffles. There are weirdos in our presence....

46. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
FOR CHINA!

47. Is there a quote you live by?
"Those who drink poison...most likely will die."

Dont drink poison kids!

48. Do you want someone you can't have?
A life.

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
YEAHH! A rusty trombone....SERIOUSLY!

50. What was the worst idea you've had in the week?
Jumping off the second level of my flat to see if i survive. My mom wont let me.:( Ill do it one day i guess...

51. What were you doing last night at 11.00pm?
Msning. And smsing.

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
Pretty.

53. What song describe your love life?
Lets shuffle my itunes and pick one...
Razorblade-Blue october

HAHHAHA. Weirdness. It would be quite funny if i picked james.

"James i would love to hate you."

That means im in love with a guy name james but i hate him?o.O

54. Does the person know that you like him/her?
I dont even know james.>.<

55. Who always make you laugh?
Mr peanut. Hes the funny peanut with the tophat..haha.

56. Do you speak other language other than English?
Used to know french, spanish and chinese.
Forgot all of them.o.o
Im learning malay currently.
I forgot it over the hols.
So......tamil? I can say the undrapeh thing from the mrt station.
Those who find any suspicious articles...please call 999.
Then theres the undrapeh undrapeh undrapeh part im VERY fluent in!=D

57. Are you blond?
Yes. Im also a vampire with skills.

58. Whats your middle name?
EDWARDDDD! I so want a lincoln too. Or nathaniel.

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
Track. Softball. Maybe bible study if i can make it.

60. What do you think you are like?
An more annoying version of spongebob?

61. Who will you choose to die with?
My best buddy!

62. Where have you been today?
Hunting werewolves. I killed like 50 of them...

63. What game do you play often?
KOL! KOL FOR THE WINN! And tic tac toe.

64. Who are you missing right now?
I guess you. Cuz i sang tge song "all of this" just now.
"Another night with her...yet im always missing you."

65. If you've to choose between friend & love, who will you choose?
Friends. Cuz technically if you have a girlfriend you get love too right? So friends gives you love and FRIENDS! Or love too. Cuz love gives you hippy friends.(:

66. What are you doing right now?
Pushing up the keyboards buttons babeeee! Joking. Pcd sucks.:K Thats so wronggg...

67. Which primary school are you from?
ACS J! I LOVE YOU!

68. Name 3 colours that you like.
Purple. Purple. Purple.

Joking.

Actually. Plasmatic gray. Grass green. Crap brown.

69. What emotion you like to show?
:D EMOTICON FACEEE!

70. What is life to you?
WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE IT IS! GOSH!

71. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
Tell my bestest friends.

72. Who did you last chat in msn today?
Nickasaurrrr! RAWR!

73. Who do you admire the most?
Superman.

74. Which month are you born in?
January.

75. How are you feeling right now?
Very bored....i wish i could like be spazzing out with friends at some mall.:(

76. What is the time now?
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! ITS SUMMER VACATION!

Its 4.56 and 28.32 seconds.

77. Where are you now?
A room. NO....not a mushroom. I got over that joke.

78. What colour did you use to dye hair ?
Black. AS I SAID...its blond. But i just dyed it black. For the last 13 years of my life.

79. Why are you doing this test?
I just finish slaying a vampire so this is part of my quest for some shizz that i cant tell you about or ill have to kill you!

80. What do you do when you're moody?
Cry. Like a real man.

81. At which age you wish to get marry?
12. The best age ever!!! This just shows to prove that wishes dont come true.:K

82. Who is most important to you?
I have no clue.............

83. Do you think you have enough confidence?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think. Im not sure...i think i do but im not very sure...

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
The person i trust the most.

85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
YES!!!!!!!! I BELIEVEEEEEEEE!

86. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
I dont dream often. So its probally the dream i had of me having superpowers

87. What is your goal for this year?
A nice shiny trophy i guess. No la...its probably like erm being a good person and MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE!

88. Do you believe in eternity love?
Yep! God loves yah foreverrrr!

89. What do you love?
I love to hate.
And i love funny stuff. And fun stuff. And very exciting.(: Anything thats fun i guess.(: And stuff that done get me in trouble.

90. Do you really think its Global Warming now?
YEAH!!!!!! Its all cuz of the boys bands.:( You know sexyback caused antarctic to like melt!D: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HEAT SEXY CAUSES????D:

91. What feeling you hate the most?
Sadness.:( Loneliness. Emptiness. Most ness's. Except loch ness. Cuz hes cool.

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Yep. I do...friendships are very good!

93. Do you believe in God?
YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

94. Who cares for you the most?
God i guess.(:

95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Doing something that is good!

96. Do you hate this quiz?
Not really...i took a few breaks in between. Watching simpsons now...HA HA!

97. What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
A lot of things!!! Like embarrassing myself. Just a lot of things...

98. What would you feel if no one no longer cares for you?
Very very very sad and emo.:(

99. What if your stead two-timed you?
Isnt a stead a horse? So yeah...my little pony can triple time me and like i wouldnt care!

100. Who would u sabo next?
Cabbage.

Pictureeeesss!

2008-05-28T07:55:00.000-07:00

I know i havent updated in years...xD So heres some random pics to keep this blog alive and you guys entertained...for like two seconds.o.o

HERE!

They sold this in a malay toyshop...wth.x)

CHECKOUT BALADASHYALAN RAJANDRANS EZLINK! Coolness...=D I want that.

Got bored in class so we braided shoelaces.xD

MY bro and i...good old days.xD

CAMERA FROM HILLSONGS! OOOO! MY HAND AND GLOWSTICK WAS ON THAT!=D

Sexy little colonal and his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices!;D SPicccyyyy!!!

That would be me taking a pic of daniel takin a pic of me takin a pic of daniel taking a pic of....GABRIEL! Didnt expect that did ya?=)

OMG! THATS MY HUGE PILE OF KOKO KRUNCH DUO I ATE! BIG STOMACH ACHE! TWO PACKETS YO! WORLD RECORD!

My cool customized diary i made outta quotes from class.=)

Hello cavell!=D

Heres my first bbq sauce thrown at me by a girl!xDD Hahas...by nat at macdonalds. Wth.xD BUT IM PROUD OF IT!=D Although the auntie cleared it away while i was pokin holes in the ceiling...:K

At the fusion concert. This ones for all softballers whos chasing over teiks "friend" christelle.=) They took this pic...christelles foot is the one with the non batman shoes.x)

Heres gab desperately trying to conceal reading harry potter in sunday school. A bit the obvious.o.o
My best buddy! Mr hand!=D Hes so cute...ISNT HE?:K

HI MR WWW! He has the coolest name.x) WWW!'

MY CLASS ARE TOTAL COMMUNIST! I swear...i came back from recess and their all heiling a dead man!!!!

MY HUMPS! MY HUMPS MY HUMPS MY HUMPS! My lovely camel lumps! Checkitout!

Hahas...no dumpin it says.xD I swear...the malay place i went to for excursion has EVERYTHING!!!! So cool!=D

Checkout my pillbox...what the fish.x)

Sam wangs cool cut!=D IT LOOKS LIKE PLANKTON DOESNT IT?:K ITS SEXAHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

OMG! OMGGG! MY GRAD NIGHT TABLE!<33 ONE OF THE FUNNEST NIGHTS OUT!=D Whoooo! It was so pretty...TILL WE CAME!xD Drink warrrr! I still miss acsj.:(

Oh. Yeah...this was an embarrasing moment.x) Lets say last year chinese new year i KINDA broke that seesaw.=P Erm...so this year when we came back it KINDA looked like a csi crime scene and...hehe. Whoops?

FOREVER THE SICKEST ACS PREFECTS!xDD Checkout their fancy o.(:

Yummy.

Oooo...xD My teacher and her emo "friend".;D-winkwinknudgenudge-

OMG! HAHHAHA! I love this sign...i think its the funniest thing on earth.xD Its so cute somehow.x) Like its a prophecy...YOUR GONNA GET STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING!!!

"OK YO! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SERIOUS SKILL?????=D"

"Aye aye captain!!!!!!"

"I CANT HEARRR YOUUUU!!!!"

"Screw you."

"Kids nowadays..."

OK! GUYS! THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT HECK! ITS COOL! AND LIKE MY ONLY SKILLS BESIDES DRAGON SLAYING AND BOSTAFF NUNCHUKU SKILLS!

No animals were hurt during the taking of this. Except that little endangered thing besides you. No not that one...that ones still alive.(:

OK!

GENTLEMAN START YOURE ENGINES!

Wait...we arent racing.
Im just trying to make a haiku
Yes i must
DISTRACT YOUU!

Ok. That didnt make sense...haikus actually dont make sense at all.

D is for dragons.
R is for red dragons
A is for Amber dragons
G is for Gold dragons
G is for Gold dragons...again.
I is for Indigo dragons.=D -pwretty pwretty-
N is for NOT a dragon

B is for ball...on.
A is for all....on
L is for leprechuan
L is for loser. You read all this
S is for scroll to the bottom you no life person who still persists in reading this

Z is for xylophone

DRAGGIN BALL Z! Its a fun game yo.

OK! Skill time.(:

After the break...
JOKING! Im not like adrian during deal or no deal.x)

"Hello ladies"
"HELLO ADRIAN!"

I always wanted to do that.=P

Heres me. Normal. Nothing wrong yet.(:

ME SUCKING IN! WHOO! Looks cool huh?

ME SUCKING IT! WHOO! Looks cool huh? Especially with a hand jabbed into my ribs!=D Omg...coolness.x)

OK! Now this is sucking in...and tensing my abs.-rollseyes-

Thanks a lot dom.

"Justin you have no abs!"
"Do too! I HAVE ABS! EVERYONE DOES"
"No."
"FINE! Stomach MUSCLES"

WELL WASNT THAT COOL?=D I do kids shows...contact me yo if youre hiring.;D

Ping nis for the win dude!

2008-05-13T03:54:00.000-07:00

PINGNIS FOR THE WIN MAN! Ok...i know it sounds wrong but deal with it.x) But its a cool game...a combo between ping pong and tennis. Haha...today we played it while slacking during om...and it was ubertestically fun!=D WHOOO!

Pictah of pingnis court.(:

HAHAHAHAH! I laughed like crap today!

2008-05-10T03:23:00.000-07:00

OMG! TODAY WAS UBER FUNNYYYY!!!!xD

Basically yesterday, this guy called (cant tell to protect their privacy...so ill call him r) in our school prank called some female teacher and told her that this other teacher in our school liked her.xD

IT was so funny....basically he said something like this...

R:"hey. Im a friend of (teachers name is ww.) ww. He wants to go out with you..."
L(female teacher): Huh?
R:Yeah...he wants to go out for a coffee with you...

So it went on till L hung up.x)

Then she called back and R got scared and hung up...xD

So this story was being told in the room where all the OMers are...

So then the some other teacher decided to prank ryan...xD IT WAS UBER FUNNY. The convo went like that.

Sir: Hello. Is this R?
R: Yes? Hello sir.
Sir: Are you in school now?
R: Yeah...i guess. Why?
Sir: Erm...im with dr ong and mdm grace kwee. We need to see you.
R: Oh. Erm...
Sir: We got a complain about you. WW said that you prank called a teacher?
R:-nervous breathing-
Sir: Well we want to see you NOW.
R: Erm...sir....can you repeat that?

OK! Now hes like uber scared...xD Like everyones in the background laughing like mad....xD Without letting him hear of course.(:

Sir: Basically we want you at the library now.
R: Oh...
Sir: Well mr ww wants to speak to you.
WW(actually nishad in disguise):Hello? L told me that you did a prank call that...
R: Sorry sir.-panting-
WW: Well...dr ong is waiting for you at the library.
R:-uber scared-

Then....everyones practically jumping around laughing inside like mad...

BACK TO SIR...

Sir: Heh...
R:What?
Sir: Youved been punked!

THEN EVERYONE STARTS LAUGHING IN THE BG!xD IT WAS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSS!!!!

R:-starts cursing-
R: YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!xD

Omg...it was uber funny.=) We felt like asking him to go to the library then leaving a note for him that said...p'nked.xD

BUT OTHERWISE IT WAS UBER FUNNY!xDDD

Im ubertasticlely bored!

2008-05-03T00:52:00.000-07:00

Today i really wanna just blow some ballows but unfortunately i cant.:( So what can i do? NOTHING.

So i shall like blog bout some shizz...hehe

A few days ago i went to this house to play and made some mii dude.xD It was super funnnnn!=D Cuz i made this really weird osama lookalike with makeup on!(:

Checkit!

Dang. My grandma just caught me like putting my laptop on my lap...doh.>.< Now she lectured me on burning my balls...o.o

JUST LIKE MY MOM DID IN FRONT OF TEIK WEN ON THE WEBCAM!xDD Dang. I was laughing like mad on that day cuz i wasnt supposed to be on msn and when teik and i had some webcam, my mom came in. So i hid that window.....then she came in and started lecturing me on it. She was like..

Mom: Justin...I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP!
Justin: Oh...sorry.x)(why the heck do they call it a laptop anyways)
Mom: You know it will affect your TRALALALAS and your SUPERMAN count.
Justin: Erm...ok...-snicker-
Mom: I tell you...the radiation kills all your SUPERMANs.
Justin: Ok mom...i gottit. It kills.
Mom: NEXT TIME I DONT WANT TO SEE THE LAPTOP ON YOUR TRALALALAs.
Justin: Fine mom...

Then like after that teik and i broke up laughing.xD

Oh joy..i just made myself sadder.:( Bleh. So much for blogging.

HAHAHHAHAHHA!

2008-05-02T01:00:00.000-07:00

Omg...today was pretty funny.xD I went out with dom to macs for lunch real quick...so we ate there and met shawn,marc and jia yuan. Coolness...christelle and pearlyn also was there.xD Pearlyn....WAS SCARING ME!xD She could be a bit more discreet when im with friends.(:

Anyways i got 9 FREE tasteless white filth thingems....cuz the points machine gave it to me for giving them points.=) Had to spend it since it was closing down due to rising cost. Well afterwards...i went to the busstop and saw christelle again.(: Then dom was being pesky so i just kicked his balls in front of everyone and this maid next to me was laughing...then i was like. Sorry madam.xD Then i found out that we were at the wrong side but mr dom wanted to stay for christelle...=P So when we finally left and passed the wrong side...AGAIN....i heard one of christelles friends asking her if dom washer bf.xD I laughed a bit.(: Anyways we went up the further bridge and found out that there was a closer bridge from christelle's busstop to ours. Well after a while...DOM still wanted to talk to her so he made me go up the bridge. She wasnt there so we went down. Stupid him.x) But i managed to wave high to two different people. OH YEAH...on the way to the bridge you know theres a scary mannequin....that looks like its staring at you? Well yeah...dom thought it was a real lady.xD BUT THEN....i saw this other lady standing there oh so still. It was like flagging down a taxi...so i went up to dom and asked him...is that a mannequin? He said no...but i thought it was. After all she was like the ang mor mannequin dressalike.x)So theres the convo...

J: Hahas...wouldnt it be funny if some taxis actually came in to pick up that thing.
D: Lol...
J: Yeah...it looks so real.xD

Then we went closer to the mannequin....and i was like joking around and saying stuff about its real looks....WHEN SUDDENLY...the mannequin moved.xDD IT WAS UBER FUNNY...the lady was like pissed at us. Hahas...so we just ran away laughing our heads off. Then on the bus....the busdriver was semi drunk. So he drove madly and i practically flew on this guy that looked like a girl after hitting two ah lians while grabbing onto the pole for my life.xD I felt so...violated.xD And then dom crashed too...hahas. Anyways it was uber fun!!!!!!=D MACDONALDS=MEMORIES OF LOVE!!!!!!(non-gay)

This the season to be jollyyy! Tralalallala! LA LA LA LA!

2008-04-28T04:39:00.000-07:00

Omg...today was hilarious in maths class.x) I started making this retardo christmas carol about my friend...hahas. It made no sense at all...x) And i pretty much dissed him...hahas. But he didnt mind.xD

Well it goes something like this...hehe

You better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better not shout im tellin you why…
SASHI KANNAPAN IS COMING TO TOWNNNNNN!
He knows when you sleepingggg…
He knows when your awakeeee…
He knows when your very good…
But how the heck does he know these things?o.o
Cuz hesssss…..SASHI THE SNOW MAN!
With his one horse open car
That actually has two horses in it….
That don’t go barrhhhhhh!
But goes…WOOF WOOF MEOOWW!!
Then one day at Christmas eveeee….
Sashi sneaked into shasilahs house….

It doesnt make sense from there on.x) Something about shasilah(sashis imaginary gf i just made for him.:])

But it was uber cool and then a couple classmates found about it...then some dude set up this christmas carol lyrics on his com.xD Soon like half the class were singing flippin christmas carols during maths then sir was weirded out...xD IT WAS SOOOO FUNNN!!!!!!!!=D But he scolded us and made us go back to our seats...heh. But it was super funny.x) IT ROCKED! GO SASHI KANNAPAN! YOU ROCK YOU LITTLE KID!=D One day youll be my grandkid..i dun care.x) And im not some china pedo....o.o

More painting

2008-04-23T00:02:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA!xD Anyways i was bored during maths and lan arts so i decided to draw somemore...hahas. Well heres my next painting. HOOYEAHH!

Paintings

2008-04-22T07:10:00.000-07:00

Today i was uber bored so i decided to test out the painting program i got from the sec twos...xD Well heres my results. May be kinda sucky cuz i only had 30 mins to make both pics...hahas.xD Well i was bored la!D:

Original pic

Painted pic

Original pic

Painted pic

BLUE OCTOBER FOR THE WIN...and emu rocks.x)

Justins Cool Guide For Uncool People

2008-04-22T02:59:00.000-07:00

First...we gotta be cool. Say cool phrases....such as....
"What da pong?"
"The laws of physics cleary state that whatever you push might just come and push ya back"
"Cabbage."
"I smell bricks..."
"YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOUR GONNA BE A SCUBA DIVER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"
"I go to china...then i eat the noodles...then i laugh. AHHAHAH."
"OH...i gettit. Its sarcism your using! Haha!"
"No im not serious...im dumbledore"
"Copydog."
"Oh shit...ake mushrooms"
"Cool dewd."
"You run faster than clearisil does on picture day."

Then you must put lotsa momma jokes and confusious says sayings.(:

Then be original! Dont like.....do lame stuff like. Wassup. The ceiling...-stares at christelle and felly-

Like when they say wassup...say something like. YOUR MOM!

And when people hi five you....you got two options when they put their hand up.

Either say...

WHOS GAY? Gettit...cuz his hand is up.(:

OR....

Just put out a scissors sign and say i win. Ahaha?

Erm...

Then dress like me and follow me around!=D I always wanted those bimbo posse's that copy your whatever move!

Justin: Hey punk...
Random kid: HEY OH SO POPULAR KID!
Posse: HEY PUNK! YEAH!-enthu but a bit late...-
Random kid: Ok...almighty justin take my lunch money.
Posse: YEAH! TAKE IT!
Justin: Ok!(:
Posse: YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!
Justin: My posse sucks. Stop repeating me.
Posse: YEAH! STOP REPEATING HIM! YEAH! THEY SUCK!
Justin: No...seriously.
Posse: HEY EVERYONE! HES SERIOUS! J TO DA U TO DA S TO DA T....erm howja spell it.....WELL HES SERIOUS! YAYYY!
Justin: -takes out a shotgun-
Posse: CHECKIT! JUSTINS GOTTA SHOTGUN! JUSTINS GOTTA SHOTGUN!-starts showing it to everyone-
Justin: Arghhhh....-tosses away the shotgun and takes out an awesome justin grenade-
Posse: CHECKIT GUYS!-steals the grenade-
Posse: HES GOTTA A GRENADE!-takes out safety pin-
Posse: NOW LETS SING THE JUSTIN GRENADE SONG!
STEP ONE...WE WAIT FIVE SECONDS FOR THE GRENADE TO EXPLODE!
YEAHH! ITS GONNA EXPLODEEEE! IN FIVE SECONDS.....Toad.
WE DONT WAIT FOR FOUR SECONDS
BUT FIVE SECONDS
NOT SIX SECONDS!!!!
BUT FIVE SECONDS
AND NOT ELEVEN SECONDS!!!!
But....five seconds
CUZ ITS THE JUSTIN GRENADE JINGLE
ITS MAKING ME TINGLE
WITH EXCITEMENT AND JOY
DONT PLAY CUZ ITS NOT A TOY
CUZ ITS A JUSTIN GRENADE!
BETTER THROW IT QUICK AND NOT SIT
OR ELSE WERE ALL GONNA BE IN DEEP...TROBLE!
YEAHH! GO JUSTIN GRE...BAMMMMM!!!!!-grenade explodes-

Possible theories why im so slack now...

2008-04-21T03:36:00.000-07:00

Well heres one i made. Some of you people know ive been dreaming to be on some chicken essence ad one day holding a bottle of chicken essence with some corny smile and saying ABS brand got me ___score in the ____ exams. Well since psle is over...i have no chance of getting in one of them cuz new moon nor brands has contacted me.:( As for o levels...since i have ib im not gonna be taking them. SO PROBLEM HERE. Im never gonna be in a chicken essence ad.....EVER. My life is shattered and my motivation to study=Zero.:( I am sad.

Justins "Colourful" Vocab

2008-04-20T00:07:00.000-07:00

OK. I made this short segment where i will teach you of the nice lovely words i use!=D Sometimes.

Omega (O•MEH•GAH!)
A expression used to accompany an adjective/noun to express how extreme it is.

eg. That was OMEGA cool!

Flippin/Friggin (FLI•PPINGGG/ FRIG•GIN)
-Read Omega

eg. I'm flippin cool!

Ulti (UL•TI)
Short form for ultimate. Often referred when calling objects the ULTIMATE!

eg. That was the ulti.

BALLS! (BA•LLS)
An exclamation when one is in extreme disbelief.

eg. I had like an jack daniels when i was five.
BALLS!

Take a walk/Walk away (WALK•AW•AY)
Basically Justin is mad at you and wants you to walk away.

eg. Justin...i don't think i should tell you this.
Then don't kid.
But i really don't think i should.
DON'T! TAKE A WALK.
Ok...Justin. You made me say it. I'm irritating.

Pissive (PISS•IVE)
Something that is extremely bothersome.

eg. All time low songs are pissive.

See Pisstacular

RAWRRRR! (RAW•RRRR)
And sudden outburst of intense emotion of frustration.

eg. RAWRRRR! I NEED A COFFEE!

Spazoid (SPAZ•OID)
A bad rip-off of Zoids...that spaz.

eg. Justin. Your'e a spazoid.

Magil chi you! (MAG•IL•CHI•YOU)
A phrase with origins from 6.8 that is used as a curse when someone steals something of you. An short extract of the tamil pledge.

eg. MAGIL CHI YOU BRANDON! Give me back my pencil box!

Mom (MOM)
Mystical creature that originated from some evil place. Joking. It is an expression used when you get caught on msn.

eg. MOM!

Drink poo from the loo (YUM•MY•NOT)
A phrase used to get one of dislike away from you.

Eg. Drink poo from the loo dude.

Dude(DOO•ED)
A casual way of referring to a person most likely your friend. A dude is not a peep. Not to be confused with dood(camel's body part)

Eg. Sup dude.

SCREW YOU!!!
A phrase professionally used by Nigel. It refers to the act of literally taking a screw driver and twisting it stupidly around your hand untill the moment it drives you to insanity.

eg. Nigel. Your cute.
SCREW YOU!

Boohoo

2008-04-18T06:20:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah...today was extremely bad. First i have an arguement with my parents in the morning...followed up with the issue of TWO demerits after i came back from morning training.:( I am not proud of what i have done. Well my teacher was there and scolded me till i felt so emo. Last night wasnt good...slept late and was thinking sad thoughts. Cried a bit then...yeah. I know real men never cry. Well im not a man. Im made the way i am. IM NOT A STONE...im just a man. Whoots. Go keane. Well apparently someone told the teacher that i was playing com games during recess...>.< Along with 7 other peeps. Wth. Anyways....well i got in big trouble. The others didnt get demerits. Unfair. The teacher like hates me.....but i prayed like mad. I hope i am forgiven by him for whatever i did. Well then...yeah. I got in big trouble...and in softball i was so tired that i did really badly. I just played icy tower..D: And it was on my thumbdrive...i didnt know it was wrong.D:

Well back to good news...im in the news!xD Chinese news to be specific. Chinese ONLINE news to be even more specific. Yeah..fine. Im only in a small pic. And my drink is featured!xD The sesali! That was like mine..i took a sip outta it and didnt quite like it. Left it there for later. Then some stupid guy offered it to the reporter and i was like....waterhell.xD Then she drank it up after taking a pic of it.o.o Ok.
Well heres the link:
http://www.xin.sg/partofus_citybeats.php?article=17388

Cool eh? And also...i got this really weird haircut that kinda makes me look like luke skywalker.xD Its weird. And today i wore this super tight shirt for the first time in my life....my friend bought it for me in alcatraz while we were in us together!^^ Its so tight. I feel like gabriel...o.o NO WONDER HE LIKES IT!=D Its so nice and awkward feeling..heh.

150 post, 150 goals

2008-04-17T03:56:00.000-07:00

OK! IM GONNA MAKE MY GRANDPA GOAL LIST THING OF STUFF I GOTTA DO BEFORE I DIE! This is for my 150th post...lol

1. To catch a lobster
2. Achieve happiness?
3. Shave bald after growing a moehawk and ponytail
4. Make the perfect currypuff
5. Boycott people who are too cool
6. Poo for a whole day in the toilet!=D
7. Make a statue of my family with toilet paper paper mache
8. Become a real normal boy!=D (pinnochio and i are racing actually)
9. Be a good boy too
10. Play guitar cooly! I will bend those strings like santana one day...or year....
11. Make underwear outta duct tape. (ouch)
12. Make a pack of bandaids outta leftover ducttape. Even more ouch
13. Have a mansion with 70 toilets
14. Parachute outta the 24th toilet
15. Shout HELL YEAH like a rapper should
16. Steal al gores nose
17. Have fun in life
18. WORSHIP GOD!
19. Get a piece of michael jacksons bed!=)(he plays twister on that in neverland...)
20. Take a shotgun and shot mj's crouch!=)
21. Drive a ferrari into a tree
22. Make 150 goals on goals
23. Play cabbage ball!
25. Learn the lyrics for the wonderful thing about tiggers
26. Wear eyeliner once to look emo and scare kids off
27. Make a friend
28. Grow a brain
29. Act my age...not my shoe size.
30. CLING ON MY FAN AND GO ROUND...AND ROUND....AND ROUND!!!!!!!
31. Become a part time sumo wrestler
32. Kill bill.
33. Finish the gangstarzzz fitez with nicole!!!!
34. Act in HSM 12! I wanna role where i sing about more of my troubles and randomly jump on tables!xD I wanna jump on it then sing and scream....IM GAYYYYYYY! Then like the other wildcat members below will be like...we know that.
35. Be stranded on a island with singapore.(: Not much of a challenge
36. Complete this post....so long.>.<
37. RECIEVE INFO FROM THE CONTACT? NO!
38. Learn back the three languages i forgot...>.<(french, spanish and chinese)
39. Past my exams all the way!
40. Shave someones armpit!
41. Buy a javellin for fun
42. Go online and order 2kg of skunk root cabbages and a ancient battering ram and sending and billing it to some old folks home.
43. Sing love me tender in a terrible voice the world and become the next william hung!
43. Make a song called he bangs! He bangs!
44. Marry my rubber duckie.
45. YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! ELLA! ELLA! Yeah...totally not a goal.
46. Aqquire a fried michael jackson nose
47. Play no deal or no deal.
48. Drink ten cans of redbull.
49. ELLA! ELLA! EH! EH!
50. Never get tired of ELLA! ELLA! EH! EH!
51. EH EH EH! YOU CAN RUN INTO MY ARMS!!!!
52. Stoppit. Seriously. ILL BE ALL YOU NEED AND MOREEE! BECAUSE WHEN THE SUN SHINES...
54. -fastfowards to chorus-ELLA ELLA ELLA! EH! EH! EH!
55. Fine. ill stop. Thats a few goals already! EDY! EDY! EDY! DY! DY!
56. Poo in the koko krunch manefactoring container.
57. Drive around the world with a harvey davidson bike and a can of coke. Go lukewarm non fizzy coke!=) (love it aged)
58. Listen to chori chori 1000 times...oh yeah...xD Go hindi songs.
59. Wreck someones life.
60. Kiss my grandma!xD (for fun)
61. Learn the drums. NOT
62. Learn borats cool fake accent.....
63. Make a nuke missle and shoot it at myself.
64. Kick a bucket.
65. Go to china,eat noodles and laugh!
66. Matchmake tw and cg.....-bass drum plays-
67. No seriously. Someone asked me to do that but i wont mention names right teik wen?=)
68. Make a convo with george bush
69. ...then make a bush fire.;)
70. ....on his bush....
71. ...Referring to the green thing outside the white house.xD
72. Kk. Im currently emo now. So im gonna stop while i last....

BLUE OCTOBER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-04-16T05:14:00.000-07:00

Hahas...i finally got a new fav song!=D Its not hate me by blue october no more...

ITS CALLING YOU BY BLUE OCTOBER!=D It would be razorblade if it didnt have the lyrics...

"And while your praying hands are up
There's no forgiveness for you! You sick.....!"

BUT THE CHORUS IS OMEGA ULTI COOL! ITS THE ULTIMATE!=D

Well the new fav songs is calling you!

Theres something that i cant quite explain
i'm so in love with you
you'll never take that away

and if i said a hundred times before
expect a thousand more
you never take that away

well expect me to be
calling you to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile

well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me

i thought that the world had lost its sway
(its so hard sometimes)
then i fell in love with you
(then came you)
and you took that away
(its not so difficult, the world is not so difficult)
you take away the old
show me the new
and i feel like i can fly
when i stand next to you
so what if I'm on this phone
a hundred miles from home
i take the words you gave
and send them back to you

i only want to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile

i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me

well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me

i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me

WHOOTS. OH yeah...and im gonna try be good again. And bring back the 80s! PEACE OUT BROTHER! Where people used the word "psyche"...lol. You guys already brought back the rubiks so lets bring the rest! PEACE BROS AND SISTAS!

Yayyy!

2008-04-12T08:08:00.000-07:00

Yay...we win om nats. Whoots. We like got first place...hahas. Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!o.o Anyways now i get to go us. Yay! Yay! Hip hip...hips dont lie. Gettit?=D You were like going to say hip hip hurray...but i said hip hip..........NEVERMIND. Stupid om makes me so punnish. GETTIT? Punished?=D Nevermindddd....

Anyways picture time. The picture dude didnt take it quite well..hahas.

This is when the news was annouced...lol. The acsi crowd. Whoots.\

Happy time with D2P3!=)

69 Odd Questions

2008-03-30T04:38:00.000-07:00

Found this on nicoles blog and i was bored...SO I SHALL DO THIS!

Sixty-Nine Odd Questions
Are your parents married or divorced?: Married and divorced!=D Jkjk...married!
Are you a vegetarian?: Meat is yummy murder.
Do you believe in Heaven?: Yeah. Duh. Kinda. FINE! I DO!:K
Have you ever come close to dying?: JUSTIN WILL NEVER DIE!:K Unless im a 212 year old geezer called yoda or some crappy name like that.o.o
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: My prada necklace....the gucci bracelet my bf bought me.....JKJK. NO I DONT!
Are you eating?: Well i just farted. Guess.
Do you eat the stems of broccoli: Duh. Their like...good for you.
Do you wear makeup?: Am i zach effron?D:
Would you ever have plastic surgery?: No.-shiftyeyes- DARNNIT!:K-throws away plastic nose-
What do you wear to bed?: Boxers. Underwear. NOTHING ELSE!
Have you ever done anything illegal?: A few times...=)
Can you roll your tounge?: Yeah
Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Hehehehehe.....-com runs outta power suddenly-
Do you believe in Abortions?: NO!:K Its dumb. Who said im getting pregnant anyways?
What is your Hair color?: I wont be racist...so....white.(:
Future child's name, boy and girl?: Girl. Maharashtra Pilavullakandi Thekkeparambil Usha Kanthiravanarasarajavijaya Sripathi Panditharadhyal Balasubramanyam Bhaktavatsalam Bhayakridbhayanashanachar!=D
Do you smoke?: Yeah...I MEAN NO!
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?: Not to school.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Which would explain the lump on teddy....
If you won the lottery, what would you do first?: Wipe my butt with it.
Gold or silver?: Silver. Thats the colour of my hair...kinda.
Hamburger or hot dog?: Hotdog! Thats like part of the theme song of playhouse disney!(:
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?: Food.
City, beach or country?: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
What was the last thing you touched?: Hehe. No comment.(:
Where did you eat last?: The toilet.
When's the last time you cried?: MEN DONT CRY! Too bad i aint a man.(:
Do you read blogs?: Never. Seriously...like i dont. Like i dont know where i got this quiz. SERIOUSLY! I DONT LIE!!!!D:
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?: Mens cloths? Nahhhh....
Ever been involved with the police?: Once. I like...killed them.:( Fine la. A few times...some dude robbed my house.
what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?: Loreal. Cuz im worth it.(:
Do you talk in your sleep?: Lotta times...i blabbered bout the rising cost of china made batteries once.
Ocean or pool?: Pee?o.o
What's your favorite song at the moment: Hate me. Blue october.
have you ever had a cavity?: Yeah. Cuz my teeth is holy!! Gettit? No. Fine.:(
Window seat or aisle seats?: TOP OF THE WORLD!!!!!=D
Ever met anyone famous?: Everyday in the mirror my friend...
Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?: Uh huh. As a birdcatcher!;)
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: INCINERATE IT AND TOSS IT INTO A VOID OF DARKNESS THEN WATCH IT IMPLODE INTO A FIERY GLORIOUS FLAME OF FIYAAAA!!!!!!=D
What is your fav. sport to play?: Softballs.
Basketball or football?: Like.....basketball ne pa.
when was the last time you went to the bathroom?: I am in one stupid.
Do you drive a stick?: OMIGGOOODDD!!111!!! LYkE ToTaLLy!!!!!11!!!
Cake or ice cream?: I SCREAM FORRRRR......cake. NOT! Hahahs...borat.xD
Are you self-conscious?: Depends....if my conscious is chinese.
Do you like any of your close friends?: Yeah. Like...i dunno. Who said i even have friends?
Have you ever given money to a bum?: OF COURSE....like i wipe my but with it too.^^
Have you been in love?: Durh. Like i said......nevermind.
Where do you wish you were?: ON THE MOON...WITH FRIENDS!
On myspace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there?:I no have friendster mam.:( I no throw your baby down the rubbish chute mam!D:
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?: Rock and roll...with a hint of WHHEEE WOOOO WHHEEE WOOO!=D
Can you tango?: If impaling peoples toes means that.(:
Last gift you received?: Me.
What occasion did you recieve your gift?: Me.
Last thing you spent lots of money on?: Me
Where do you live?: Me....I MEAN FARRER ROAD!
Last wedding attended.: Long time ago in bethleham. I think.=/
Favorite restaurant?: Muthus curry house. MUMBAI INDIA!!!xD
What is your favorite kind of car?: Buggy.(: Cool to wreck monster trucks with.(:
Most hated food(s): Tasteless white filth.
Most loved food(s)?: Pasta!=D
Can you sing?: Of courseeeee........not.
Person on your mind?: Not tellingggg....
What's your least fav. chores?: Washing the toilet....theres some bombs there and caked up crap.x) Literally.o.o
Favorite drink?: I dunno. Try working out this....{favdrink=H2O/sa+{[da)_)=;result
Currently have a Crush?: No. I already...CRUSHED!xD Gettit? Dang...why doesnt anyone laugh.
How long was your longest drive in a car?: 2 seconds.
Why do you do Myspace surveys?: Huh? What myspace surveys? THIS IS NICOLES! SUCKERRRR!
Do you know who Nick Tyo is?:If hes sexy like me...why not?=P

Oh yeah...very encouraging

2008-03-22T23:07:00.000-07:00

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hm. So im unlovedddd....:(
-emos-
At least i have my cat.-hugs-
Wait. I dont have a flippin pet...xD I killed my hamster. Actually i gave it away. It got eye infection and...erm. I dunno what happened to it from then.:(

Indulge THIS!

2008-03-22T22:56:00.000-07:00

Dont you love it when you can use all these fancy words to describe something equally as awesome?(: Like try this....try and guess what it means.x)

Would you like to indulge into a fine dining delicacy specially prepared by our best members of the body of chefs? It is a lovely succulent treat and you can sink your teeth into a golden brown patty of purest delight! Slightly chewy yet it melts in your mouth upon contact! Its a must have gourmet selected item on our speciality of fine dining places!=)

Aka...it means...would you like to eat some crap?xDD

Cool eh? I love using those stuff...hahas.(: You can make a police officer think your actually helping out the community by robbing a bank!xDD ROCK ON FANCY WORDS!!!

MOSQUITOOO!!!!!!!!!!

2008-03-21T04:28:00.000-07:00

Today i had so much fun at om...xD

We were outside "working"...well actually i was the only slacker as always.x)

So theres like this crapload of mosquitoes biting us. I got 12 bites...BUT WE KILLED THEM ALL!=D MWAHHAHA...i got 8 kills. Jia got like 6! So we were...mounting them with aluminium foil and styrofoam and making some weird dead mosquito museum which was really cool...haha.(: YEAH...i killed two with my bare legs!=D PRETTY SKILLED HUH??? Yeahhhhh.......rock and roll.(:

Oh yeah. IM USING MY NEW TABLET PC! It rocks!=P

HAHAHHAS! Talk about to busy...

2008-03-18T03:51:00.000-07:00

Today was flippin cool. Since the om nationals are soon i get to skip my rsp. BUT...my malay thing(rsp which is regional studies program) which is some presidents crap thing....but then my softball says i can skip everything cuz i have a game. But then my track said i can do skipping for some stuff. BUT...my maths remedial says i can skip everything too. Wth. Acsi is so screwed...hahas. But im going om cuz its more fun.(:

Hahas. Lameness

2008-03-16T04:59:00.001-07:00

Yesterday…

Justin:Eh ash…can I borrow your guitar since mom took away the keyboard?
Asher:No…you never ask whenever you borrow stuff and you always mess it up. Plus…your really selfish.
Justin: Am I? Well fine…im a little selfish but…please?
Asher:NO! SCREW OFF!
Justin: Fineeee….

Today…

Justin:Hey asher….nice shoes.(points to my shoes his wearing)
Asher: Eh heh heh…
Justin: Hey. I just noticed…ITS WET!:K
Asher: -silence-

My mom told me my bro went out in my shoes….hahas. He got it all wet from golfing. LAME!:K At least my mom made him dry it…lol. But its still dirty.:( But I have to be grateful that he did.(:

Talk about Hippocrates….o.o

Bleh. Hahas...

2008-03-16T01:39:00.000-07:00

Nowadays im spending more time on my drawing blog than on this.x) So...i decided to post!=D

Today was a weird day.o.o I had to be the leader guy at oc today. I was shy. The end.

THATS IT!=D Hahas....well heck. Ill do it next time when i dont have a lot of homework. KK....gotta go!=D

XOXO! JUSTIN!

OX OX! Thats like animals...its stupid for people to say xoxo. LOL!

Thou shall not...

2008-03-14T01:42:00.000-07:00

THOU SHALL NOT COME TO THY BLOG IF THY DOESNTH POSTETH A POSTY ON THY TAGBOARDDE!

Or thou shall be trackethed by thou almighty justineths ip searching skills!=D

Fine. my despo attempt to get people to revive my tagboard...lol. TAG GUYS!=D

My cartoons

2008-03-13T03:11:00.000-07:00

Hahas...i decided to draw some new cartoons during my emo time.:( Kinda emo today....like i dunno why kinda. Guess its just me overreacting. I kinda suck...but heck. Anyways my cartoons i kinda drew are here http://thenotsolongblogspotnamecuzitisntlong.blogspot.com/
Not the best drawings or ideas...but heck. Its hard to draw with mouses and lousy drawing programs on macs. Its just to destress.

Dang...these quizzes are fun.

2008-03-13T00:52:00.000-07:00

Am-I-Dumb.com - How Smart Are You?

Yeah. I erm...think im smarter than you. Am i?-puzzled expression-

Dear bloggg....

2008-03-12T05:13:00.000-07:00

Today my showerhead broke.:( But its ok...cuz i needed a new audience anyways. IT WAS MY BROTHERS FAULT! HE WAS THE ONE SINGING IN THE SHOWER!!! Bleh. Im so bored today.:( Bleh. -emo emo emo-

AHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!

2008-03-11T01:38:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was pretty darn funnyyy...x)

First there was cara carsss!XD A NEW HUMANIZED VERSION OF BUMPER CARS THAT OWNS EVERYTHING!XD Lol...she was like jinxed. First she was walking and talking...then she didnt see what was in front so she bumped into this really...vertically challenge lady.x) IT WAS SO FUNNYYY! She like bounced back after her head hit something really really wrong.xD LOL...emu and i laughed our heads off. Hahahahasssss!xDD THEN SHE BUMPED INTO ANOTHER GUY!!!!!!!xD WHEEEE...i will never see cara the same way again.x) IT WAS SO FUNNYYY! So whenever i saw a contender i was like...bump bump bump bump! SO sad...she didnt bump into them. She was like VERY cautious after the second bump. Lol....but she almost bumped into someone. Bleh.

AND NAT!!! YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS!!!!:K

Snap. Im a girl?

2008-03-10T02:27:00.000-07:00

You Are 12% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world.

And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

How Girly Are You?

SNAPPP! Lol. Isnt this cool?=P

2008-03-09T18:18:00.000-07:00

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My new cool story!(:

2008-03-09T17:30:00.000-07:00

Ok...lets go! I SEE THIS IN THE FILMS! Omg...i can watch this with friends. Ok. Heres my new blockbuster.

Basically...theres this chopstick manufacturer whos trapped in this love circle with this lost tooth and an alligator. So someone had kidnapped hilary clinton causing some trouble with the Romanians...EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO OVERPOWER ELMO FUD! So basically theres systematic chaos everywhere so the alligator tries to sell his house. BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW....clyde was buggs bunnies cousin. SO HE DIDNT HAVE RIGHTS TO SELL HIS HOUSE....as the six shops were having intellectual survivors who were all singing smooth criminal at their top of their lungs. Then the chopstick dude found out the the lost tooth was actually not lost....AND WAS AN ANAMATRONIC PIRATE SEMI DRUNK ON KOKO KRUNCH. So he got dumped...

Meanwhile, the romanians were probally dead somewhere from jumping of the cliff in order to pass the beets to the galatic overlord. So meanwhile theres this volcano thats about to erupt but theres a big catfight between paris hilton and keira knightly and keira is winning....AND THIS ALL TAKES PLACE IN A BOAT FILLED WITH TOFU BLOCKS SLIDING ALL AROUND. Ok....got it?=D VERY GOOD...kk. Picture this all in your mind. The ship is actually peter pans ship taking them to "neverland" which is actually a remake of Michael Jacksons wonderland!xD So....thats where we go back to the plot of the six shop dudes. THEY SUNG SMOOTH CRIMINAL ONLY TO INSULT MJ AND REVIVE HIM FROM THE STRAWBERRY PATCH HE WAS EXILED TOO! But luckily theres this octopus with two arms that was close by and he managed to breath out some fire and melt MJs nose into oblivion. But unfortunately in created a drift in the time space conundrum killing hiro instantly. Thus the cheerleader CANNOT be saved....

=drumrollllll=

KK! OMG! THAN SYLAR IMMEDIATELY DIED...why? Cuz hiro was actually feeding him his diabetic pills and without them he was dead. YES...hiro was a double crosser.(: So then the missionaries started blabbing random stuff!

MY COACH BEGS LIKE A POOL!
MY PRINCIPAL IS DISGUISTING AND CHEESY!
JAB YOURSELF AROUND THE CHIA PET...

Cuz the ninja is going to kill the world!!!!

Ok. Now you still got the plot? No. WHAT? YOU DONT GET IT! ITS SIMPLER THAN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN K?

That show really had too many plots....

I mean. If your a freaking body part, you get a plot.o.o LIKE A HEART! A EYE! Everything gets a plot. Wth. AND THERE WASNT EVEN A DEAD MAN IN THE CHEST...

Ok. I give up. Make up your own movie.:(

My timeline...only few people would get it.x)

2008-03-07T00:52:00.000-08:00

OK...here it is
2004 Dec-I get kicked by Mark in a desperate attempt to do a wrestling move. Severe bleeding.
2007 March-Justina Blueballs is created
2008 Jan 23rd-Upgraded defence. Get a paper box.
2008 Jan-KJB is formed
2008 Jan-KJB is changed to KJBTA
2008 Jan-The seige of the KJBTA begins

Ok....gonna try to be good.(:

2008-03-06T23:27:00.000-08:00

Kk. Im gonna try to be good again!=p Less ego. Less sick. Less bad wordyness.(: Lol...im gonna fail but i can try.(:

Sad case la...

2008-03-06T02:25:00.000-08:00

MORE EGOING.(:

Anyways...i checked today. For the 3.6 i got around 12 mins!=D YAYYY...ego ego ego.(:

Then i did interclass. We got into the finals for that but the bad news is that i missed javellin.D: I was really sad...so me and the other javelliner dudes in the inter class went to ask the teacher whether we could still do it. He said yes and asked us to run back to the table and get the results slip...then we were sent some other place to get it. By that time the results were already annouced and we couldnt do it.:( So the cks teacher got really pissed and went to ask us to see mr tim ng(head of the event) then we talked and pleaded....bleh. He told us the best he could do was let us throw and see what the distance was to feel good.xD So i did..then i did the interhouse relay. Turns out i could have gotten 1st if i took part.xD Now the cks teacher really was pissed.xDDD

So for the interhouse we got second.(: I love egoing...x)

Well we were 4th place then i got the baton...it almost slipped.xDD Well then i sprinted all the way till the lastish part...i slowed down a little. We were in second place. Than greg sprinted too!=P Almost won...lost by like a few metres. SUCH A COOL RACE. It was so cool at the end...ALMOST WON. But heck. Its good enough.=P

Yeah. So the 400x4 interhouse got postponed to the 28th. Bleh.:(

But heck la...im happy.(: Bad news was...cks is cursed!!!D: When they annouced the results, cks was last position!!!xD Turns out there was a mistake. They put our timing as 44mins42seconds. Wth.x) We got second.o.o Thats like enough to rest, have a high tea, smoke some cigarrettes(not saying you should kids) and finish the race. Lol...but they edited it and we were happy.(: YAY. I love track!^^

Well on sat and sun i have softball matches!(: Wish me goodluck!^^ But must skip church....boo hoo.:( So sad.

OUUCHHHHH! REALLY REALLY TIRED!D:

2008-03-05T03:17:00.001-08:00

Hahas....the last few days have been really tiring.

First day of the track competition i won a goal in discus!xDD-ego-

Then second day..omg. This was today. SO TIRING...D:
It was in the rain and i was racing a 3km(7 and a half laps) against my two pro guys. Lol...they are both trackers. One is a cross county guy. So anyways...we ran like siao. I was basically keepin in pace with the cross country dude. I was hyperventilating.o.o IT WAS SO TIRING. My most tired moment...i almost fainted. I SAW BLACK STUFFY THINGIES! We were side by side and spriting the whole way...I HATED ITTT! But then my i had a motivation in my mind and was thinking bout awesome friends and just ran and ran. But that guy was really good...and won. Lol.xD But i was a few metres behind him and got second!=D YAYYY...2/8 isnt that bad.(: So anyways now is my time to ego.=P Lolll...he was wearing spiked shoes too. My was rather heavy and soaked. Its walking/school shoes that are really worn out.xD BUT IM REALLY HAPPY...cuz i think we both did awesome.(: Ill post the time when i get it. Lol...

Now tommorrow i got the javellin, interclass relay, interhouse relay(4x100m) and interhouse relay(4x400m). IM SO DEAD...lol. YAY...but im really happy and ego right now.(: WHEEEEE!!!!!!!

OH YEAH...more ego stuff. THE DUDE INVITED ME TO JOIN CROSS COUNTRY...but i rejected him!!!=D WHEEEE!xD I love doing that!xD

JOY!!!

2008-03-04T07:16:00.000-08:00

Im really tired from doing my webquest so ill just summarize this.
Today i won discus
Got a gold medal
Happy happy!
YAY!
Two more events the next two days
HAPPY HAPPY
Hope i win
Cuz i wanna ego
And own every ego people out there

I wanna be the very best
Like no-one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Chorus
Pokemon! (Gotta Catch 'em)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon! (Gotta Catch 'em)
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Chorus
CUZ JUSTIN ROCKKKKSSS
AND JUSTIN ROLLLSSSSSS
CUZ HE LIKES ORCSSSSSS
AND BUN ROLLLLLLLLSSSS
AND ROCKS AT RHYMINGGGGG
CUZ HE IS SO COOL! YAO MINGGG!!!
I DUNNO LA!!!!!!!!
KAKAKKAKAKAKK!!!!!
SEE JUSTIN SONGS ROCK!!!!!!!
CUZ THEY ALL RHYME LIKE A ROCKKKK!!!!!
POO IS SOOO YUMMMMMMMMMYYY!
CUZ IT TASTE LIKE MY MUMMMMMMMMMYYYY
CRAP MY DAD SEES ME! IM SO SCREWED!
ARGHHHH

Mas Selamat limps up a hill!

2008-03-03T02:38:00.000-08:00

Mas Selamat limped up a hill
To fetch a stolen bicycle
Mas Selamat fell down and broke his crown,
And the bicycle came tumbling along with a random tricycle

Omg. Such a sexy rhyming crap.(: CALL 999 IF YOU SEE ANY MAS SELAMATS! Bad little boy he was.x)

Founders day/Bday day

2008-02-29T23:59:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BDAY TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!! HAPPY BDAY TIM! HAPPY BDAY M D! HAPPY BDAY TIFF!

Oh yeah...so cool. Lotsa bdays. I got to eat cake today.xD I was so greedy...took 1/4 of the freaking cake.xD Yummmsss...(:

Anyways WE NEED MORE MEMBERS FOR SODS! Some other guy copied us...the made a new group.D: WE WERE THE FIRST. We need to beat them.(:

MORE NAMES!

2008-02-29T01:57:00.000-08:00

Omg..xD

This is really fun...i did it during prize presentation.xD I HAD TO SMS IN MY POCKET!xD Then save the note...but then one long list i made got deleted so i had to restart.D:

So here.

Hearts Unfold
Kick The Nerds
Melting Clouds
Sin & Sadness
My Immortal
Drive The Dark Away
Brothers in Sound
For The Cause
Echo The Sounds
A Higher Plane
Afterglow
Glory Bright
Let Me Stand
Dwelling Here
Three little indians sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N....

KK. Fine.xD Jkjk.(:

Daniels band!=D

2008-02-28T00:19:00.000-08:00

Hahas...this thing is so cool.xD SO IM GONNA BE THE UNOFFICIALLY WANNA BE MANAGER FOR THEIR BAND.xD I dont think anyone even knows im their manager there....BUT HECK!=D

Kk. Band names for them...mwahahhaha.xD

My names
Chicken Soup For The Ears
Countershaft
Andesite
Instant Noodle Preachers
Rheumatic Disconnection
Slowly Rising
White Straightjackets
Psychological Misfits
Outright Defiance
Banana RADIANCE
Polka Dotted Country Partiers
Mom. I killed godzilla.
ButterflyROCK!
Noise For Hire
Prepackaged Lies
Vindicated Cows
SPARKLY FLOWERS
Wiping Butts with Dead Leaves
Kk...fine la. It was Wiping Tears. LOL.xD

Kk...FINE. Now im really serious. Heres some cool names i actually gave thought to before making them. AND THEY ACTUALLY...erm. Yeah. It was made when i was emo. Helps too.(:

Hope in the girl
The 8th Sin
Habitual Tendencies
Rattle This Cage
Not Accepted Anywhere
This is Game Over
Our Shattered Lives
Apocolypto
Freeflow
False Memories
Chinese Takeaway
Human Nature
Have It Your Way
Misery And Me
Novacaine
Playing for keeps
Burnout
Take it or Leave it
Origin of Sound
Break Me Down
Joke’s On You
Lamp of Light
Cheap Flames
It Ends Now
All Good Things End
Torn Alibis
Stainless Steel
Chain Of Lies
Find Some Peace Today
Toast To Happiness
Static Of this World

Gabriels names
violence from a stranger
nothing to display

Daniels names(THEY ROCK)
Submarines on Wheelchairs(something like that)
Now tell me mine is sexier than his!xD YEAH...good person.(:

SODS2

2008-02-28T00:05:00.000-08:00

Kk....the leader of the Society Of Disabled Shoulders wants YOU to join!xD

Our leader rudolph the red nosed hitler wants you to join. SO PLEASE...apply.(:

The Society Of Dislocated Shoulders

2008-02-27T03:50:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the first group in acs.xD Its really cool!(: You can join...just contact the president darren seet in 1.12.(:

Anyways we have the coolest codenames! LIKE ZUFARS IN INFERNAL ARSON or some crap.xD

Mine is YOUR MOMS OOMPA LOOMPAS! Its really cool.(: Go join!=D

Lemme try make up names for you guys who wanna join...

Oh yeah. You can also send me an application form. Just put your name and codename.xD Send it to sogotuber@hotmail.com. ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW! Kk...lets make names...but thats just my weird names. Not all names are weird!=D

DANCING TELETUBBY NUMBER 64
MY VERY FIRST COCONUT
A CURLY ICECREAM DUNGY THING
CAMEL BOYYYY
Purple Big Dinosaurs!
Retardedly disfiguired clown
LETS GO ZERO! LETS MAKE A STAND!
Im a barbie girl...in a barbie world!

HAHAHAHAHHAH!

2008-02-27T03:40:00.000-08:00

Today our LS teacher again was sooooo lame. He was like...dont shake the test tube or the solution will kill the mealworms.(:

So i wanted to mess with him again.

So i was like...

Sir. Sorry...but i was opening the mealworm and splicing its brain neutrons and transferring it to a organic exoskeleton titanium double welded semi conductive electro T1 microprocessor connective tissue cybornic casing with teflon coated plexiglass guarded armouring with tempered compressed carbon cores that is compatible with a nuclear hypersonic flight path simulation task force engine. Its synthetic brain plasmic reactor core powered by nutra-ceuticals which was corrupted with a virus and well...it died.(:

Then he was like. What.o.o

SO FUNNYYYYY! I love his reactions.(:

He totally rocks. The end

The contents page

2008-02-26T04:51:00.000-08:00

THERES MY SEXY CONTENTS PAGE IVE BEEN TALKING BOUT! THERE YAH GOOO! SMEXCY!!!!xD

Forbinden stories!

2008-02-26T04:17:00.001-08:00

There goes my love story...STUPID FELLY AND HER RULES!xD

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!=D

2008-02-26T03:45:00.000-08:00

TODAY WAS SOOO FUNNYYY! SEXY KUMAR THE INDIAN IN MY CLASS TOLD ME OF THIS SUPPPERRR FUNNEH THING!=D

Kk...first i sang some saddam song randomly while walking to our class...xD

THEN HE JOIN IN AND WE MADE IT UP ON THE SPOTT!XD I WAS LAUGHING MY HEAD OFFFF!=D

It goes like this so far...

Time to bomb saddam!=D
EVERYBODY NOW!
The time has come!
EVERYBODY NOW!
Its time to bomb saddam!

The rest i forgot but it rhymes with bum, mom, islam...etc.

ALL LAME JUNK!=D

But awesome...lol.

Then he told me of some retarded thingy...like. Erm. Some indian 12 days of christmas....he sang it for me.xD SO FUNNY!
Especially the 11th day of christmas...hahas

ON THE 11th DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY FATHER GAVE TO MEEEE...

A 11 SYLLABLE NAME PEESARAVANMUTHUBQ!!!xD

It was really funny....its right here.(:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE

OMG...today was so funnnehhh!xD

2008-02-25T03:57:00.000-08:00

Kk. Today i made a new quote!=D

Men are from mars...woman are from venus. I was born in between venus and mars!xDD

THEN THERE WASA THE REPLACEMENT TEACHER FOR LIFESCIENCES! We bullied him la...xD He was kinda nerdy looking.=P

So we shouted random things like...

SIR!!! I am gay.xD
GO GO GO GO...SPAGGHETTI MEATBALLS!
You know kodomo dragons...then kodomo is a shampoo brand?=D SO KODOMOS GO LIKE THIS!!!-starts rubbing hair like tards-
KIM POSSIBLE IS VIETNAMNESE!!! GO KHIM PHOSIBLE!-plays oriental music-
OMG! SCALLOPS TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF APPLES!

Yeah...so it was really funny.xD So in the end he gave up. After shouting at us and us laughing our heads of at him for doing that...

He made us go in pushup position and we all did weird stuff to the floor and laughed like mad. So he gave up...xD

THEN he started teaching on alcohol.=P And how NS sells it at 50 cents per can...hahas. It was really funny.xD Then it got kinda outta hand and he started being sick on how alchohol influences the brain. He was like...ALCHOHOL MAKES UP THERE BAD! It distorts your perception and you tend to make bad choices...

I think he was drunk. Cuz he started talking really really gross.xD

Well it was really funnyyy!=D I love life sciences now.x)

FUSION

2008-02-24T00:01:00.000-08:00

Rocked. THE END. Hahas...the end we were like jumping and screaming. Really fun. Too lazy to blog. And dudes....on the taggyboard. Better shuttup about you know what cuz my mom tells me that parents actually check this blog.xD SO SERIOUSLY...dont make me dead.:(

Justin's Quiz: Are you a hardcore devotee of Justin?=D

2008-02-22T22:33:00.000-08:00

Ok. Since i rock and am so modest....i decided to make a very short quiz for you hardcore fans out there.xDDD

Hehe...kk. Here goes!

Each correct answer gives you one point!

1. Who rocks?
a. Justin
b. Justin
c. Justin
d. All of the above

2. What is Justin's Fav colour
a.Purple
b.Orange
c. Blue
d. Camels

3. What does Justin do in his free time?
a. Sms
b. Act cool...sorry. He is cool.
c. Fart. Like a lot!
d. Make up random quizzes that aren't really random but you just think they are but in the end...JUSTIN ROCKS!

4. Let's say Justin finds a wallet on the ground. What will he do to it?
a. Start kissing it.
b. Pee on it.
c. BURN IT DOWNNNN!!!!!
d. Time for some easy cash from the bank...SUCKERRR!

5. Ok. Justin hates people that...
a. Repeat themselves. Repeat themselves.
b. Hate haters.
c. ORANGE BANNANAS! B A N A N A N A!!!!!=D
d. Justin doesn't hate anyone.(:

6.HAHAS! LOSER
a. Right back at yah.
b. Justin owns the world
c. Iveeee got a lova lee bunch of coconutttsssssss!=D
d. Your pretty.@_@

7.Is this even a question?
a. Yes
b. No
c. No no no...its a printer jet.
d. Yeah. Why not? WELL...cuz justin totally is soooo modest and humble.

8. Justins favorite music genres...
a. Emo/HARDCOREEEE/Rock on dude.
b. Classical accousticky stuff.
c. Mom's "hip" music. Dude...cant stand it when she starts singing/dancing to PCD.D:
d. Guns and roses. Ew. Wait. Thats not a genre.o.o

9. I love justin
a. Totally.
b. Totally.
c. Totally.
d. Is it just me or is Justin running outta creative questions? Wait. Its just me.(:

10. Justin is a...
a. Big fat loser.
b. A bully.
c. A cruel guy
d. MY IDOLLL!=D Not.

Answers:
1. Any answer will do...D=2 points
2. D is totally an awesome colour.(:
3. C. Like duh.o.o
4. B rhymes with pee thus its correct.
5. D. You should know...OR I HATE YOU!
6.D. Awww...how did that answer get in this quiz?-gets mushy-
7. D. I ROCK. Just face it.
8. Anything but B,C and D
9. E. HAHAHAS. You got tricked.(:
10. Hahas...d is semi correct. So that question was 2 points. SO YOU GET 1 POINT! Yayyyy!=D

People who gottt...
1-You suck
2-You still suck
3-Getting better...keep on studying justinism.x)
4-Oh yeahhh...im liking you.(:
5-Youre now my new found friend.(:
6-Wow. You rock. In a way. Like baladashyalan's name!=D
7-Kk. Im starting to like you...A LOTTTT!=D
8. Helllo new best friend!(:
9-My new hardcore fan!
10-Lets get married...BUT YOU GOT QUESTION 9 WRONG. Nyeahhhh!

Omg. MY FIRST SWIMMING COMPETITION!=D

2008-02-22T22:04:00.001-08:00

Hahas...i actually got in my inter house team.x) MIRACLE! Anyways...i failed in both the interclass and interhouse.xD I was really bad...lol. But it was my first swimming competition!=P I havent swam in such a long time...but it was fun.xD Lol. YAY! Today is fusion!(: Cant waitttt...

Tired tired dayyyy....

2008-02-18T04:37:00.000-08:00

Today i skipped malay class again.xD Cuz i had to do tryouts for the cks thingy. FOREVER UNITED CKS!xDD Kk...that was bad.(: Try not to get that joke...my friend told me about it.xD Hahas.(: Well...anyways i learnt how to shotput and do discus.xD It was funnn...but i didnt get to try out for running and jumping.D: Omg...i really wanna do 3km.:( Well ill try out on wens...the dude said i could.x) Then i have to skip softball but heck!=D I love the new softball bat...so nice.(: Im so happy i broke the other one...lol. I GOT THIS AWESOME NEW COOL PURPLE/WHITE BAT. I love itttt!=D

Blog post in the making

2008-02-14T05:46:00.000-08:00

http://sogotuber.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html

Note to self....write about my progress of my spiffeh plant. YES! Its still alive and well.(: Its soooo nice now.=P Just a few maggots growing there. I think theres some other insects there too.xD

Justin...reporting from school.

2008-02-13T21:44:00.000-08:00

Hello dudes. It computer studies lesson and i feel like blogging.(: Today...was a very sad day. Someone had created suicide after jumping from the 11th level of his hdb today. Really sad...go pray for his family. Thanks.(:

Hahas

2008-02-11T04:51:00.000-08:00

Today i went into chapel without my tie and badge resulting into my secondish booking. But the first one i managed to wave off. Lol. Reason i didnt have my shizz is cuz i didnt feel like wearing it to school. So i had this spares in my locker. So i went to check my locker...some dudes offered me ties and all that.xD So i rejected the offer and went searching...AGAIN. This time it was really dark all thanks to da shadow mastaaaaaa....

Well so i couldnt find it. So i checked in my class. But it was locked and everyone went for chapel. So i just went there and walked in there. Then a teacher stopped me and i kinda attituded him.xD But heck la...he let me go.(: So then i got booked. Then i went in and someone lent me a tie and badge. Happy happy day.(:

SOOOO...then im booked and all. Kk...so in the middle of singing for chapel, two white spiders crawled on me. I had to like resist the temptation to jump up and whack random peoples heads.xD So at the end of the songs, i just flicked it out. One went into my shirt. Lol. And i really hate spiders.xDD

Well. Then i kept on like...lying down on the chair and my feet went under this teachers seat and he kept on kicking me and i got really pissed at him.xD I think he did of me too...BUT HECK!

I FINISHED SCHOOL ALIVE! Cheers.(:

Justin be hungerrrryyyyyyy!(no. im not the country)

2008-02-09T01:21:00.000-08:00

ANYWAYS...just gotta tell you guys. I was ssoooo hungry. So i ate raw fishballs and some curry i found on the table.x) Probally leftovers from my bros prata.(: Yeah. Im gonna die soon. Lol....SO I LOVE EVERYONE! Before i die....i had to say that. AND ONE LAST THING....i love you my iPod.(:

AND OMG....you know whats so cool? I was watching this bollywood show...THEIR JUST SO COOL K? So...these two gangstas walk into this hotel and book a room...etc. Cept they hand the man the cash and say in a cool voice.

"If this runs out, come back for more!"

HOW COOL. Kk...then they walk into the room. Their like...noone enters. Then they rave on about noone entering. So the dude who shows them the room is really scared. So the gangstas pull out a note. They say...you know what this is? Then the dude is like...a 500 rupee note?D: Btw. Thats a lot to them...but its like 5 dollars.x) Jkjk....hehe.

SO THEN...the gangsters are like. No. Its the worlds biggest do not disturb sign.

-does that drum thing that sounds like dududu ching!-

Omg...i freaked out at the coolness. KK...gotta go back to watching!=D

Badges rule!(:

2008-02-09T00:17:00.000-08:00

Heyyys!=D

Ok. Erm. Im starting this new cool school badge collection...lolz. Well ill be basically collecting badges from schools.x) So erm...anyone has any badges to give me GIVE EM OR DIE!:KK

What badges i have so far:
ACS
MGS
Thats it.x)

Help with apples!!!D:

2008-02-07T19:19:00.000-08:00

Im putting together a serious thingeh for school...TOP SECRET! Please...i beg you do not use these ideas cuz they really are top secret. OKKK....basically i also need you guys help. HELP! I say hellppp...

What do i need help with? Apples. I need help for apple ideas. ANY TYPE OF CRAP...

Just email it to my email which is sogotuber@hotmail.com. And label the subject as apples. Erm...THANKS A LOT! Contribution is appreciated. Its really important cuz its for this om project. And best of all, your idea and name(optional) will be listed and you will have eternal gratitude from me.(:

Some apple ideas. I dont care how lame or corny they sound...ITS NECESSARY!

A-Pal=Apple=A friend....SO A FRIEND IS APPLE!
Apple processing plant=Sounds like a factory....BUTTTT....its a tree. Gettit? Plant=Tree
Apple a day keeps a doctor away...a doctor could be a vampire thats allergic to apples.
Big Apple=New york
Isacc Newton is related to apples(gravity shizz)
Adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit=Apple
Snow white ate poisoned apple
Bookworm lurks in apples
Granny smith(name of an apple)=MAYBE MAIN CHARECTOR?
Granny smith could be grandma of little red riding hood who happens to deliver apples to her leading to a very cool plotttt!=D
Apple iPods...etc. Gay stuff.x)-Contribution by mc
Apple pies are sold at macs and macintosh sells apples. Lol

You made me a happy boy...(:

2008-02-07T18:28:00.000-08:00

31 *HUGS* GIVEN TO JUSTINACHONGEHBLUEBALLS TOTAL!!!

OH YEAHHH! I got like 10 hugs a day.x) Well fine...i gave a few to myself cuz i was a bit passionate.x) WELL KEEP THE HUGS COMING...gotta go!(:

100th blogpost

2008-02-07T18:10:00.000-08:00

Omg...how cool.xD Anyways...in celebration of my 100th blogpost i shall spiffehfy my wishie so you can get a clearer view on what to get me.x) JKJK....dont do it.-hinthinthintwinkwinkshiftyeyes-

NO SERIOUSLY. Dont.(:

Omggggg.....HAPPY CNY!=D

2008-02-07T04:58:00.000-08:00

Hahas...went to over five places. So tired. Dun wanna talk about it. Feeling dizzy. I just drank a can of jolly shandy...xD It sucks. Never drink alchohol. Even if its below 0.5%. It still sucks. Well only the after shizz. Its terrible. It sucks. Well the reason i drank it is cuz my bro opened it. He drank a little and said it sucks. So i couldnt bare to see it wasted so....xDDD Yeah. It sucks. Should have tossed it.x) DONT DRINK AND...play com. Yeah. It sucks. Drinking sucks. Beer sucks. Sucky stuff sucks. Everything sucks. Cept awesome dudes.(:

ACSJ!!!!

2008-02-05T01:33:00.000-08:00

AKFG ROX!!;) says: (5:32:33 PM)
yea r u gonna bring oranges
Believer of 2 minute noodles says: (5:32:55 PM)
OH YEAHHH
Believer of 2 minute noodles says: (5:32:56 PM)
Hahas
Believer of 2 minute noodles says: (5:33:00 PM)
Will apples do?xD
AKFG ROX!!;) says: (5:33:08 PM)
hahas
Believer of 2 minute noodles says: (5:33:11 PM)
Ill paint them orange?=P

OH CRAPPP! I forgot to get oranges for miss tan. Hahas...oh well.x) Apples will do...BUT APPLES ARE POISONOUS! OMG!!! IM GONNA KILL MY TEACHER!D:

WHEEE! CHINA CHINA!

2008-02-05T01:29:00.000-08:00

Sup. Today had more track...hahas. We had to do these cool weight shizz...so many cool equipment.xD I was pathetic.x) Sir called me skinny worm..LOL! But heck la...=p Im only in there to make fun of baladashyalan and dyan.(: And after school the dude STILL made me stay back for track when im not even in the cca.o.0 I had om...in the end i ended up missing it. Stupid dude.xD But that guy is funnneehhh...haha. One of my fav teachers and hes super kind to me!=D He like lets us crack jokes. Lol. Hes my friend....(: Besides the prata man at the school of course.xD

I hate my pe teacher...

2008-02-01T01:11:00.000-08:00

Kk. Today i was late for pe by two mins. SO WHAT HAPPENS? We get scolded...a lot. Followed by running around the field a few times....LIKE 8!!!! And thats like 300m x 8. You do the working...im too tired to.(:

Kk. 8 laps. Not so bad right? BUT I HAD TO DO IT IN LESS THAN A MINUTE EACH. RAWRRRR...

Now im done with the eight laps. Along with the other late dudes who also did 8 laps. Most of us are dying. Im tired. Why? Cuz i had to do morning training in the morning.:( Arghhh....

So being the thing i cant say in case he reads my blog and expells me from the school but dont worry its not a bad word, he makes us go down in push up position. Knees cant touch the ground. We found that out when someone touched the ground. Another lap. Whee. Same rules apply.

Were back even more tired. The sun is shining bright. We get down to pushup postion....again. The dude ask us again. Why are we late? So we tell him...the com studies teacher came to talk to us on why the other dudes never passed up the worksheet and gave us another worksheet. WHEEE. WE DID IT...they didnt. WE GET 8 LAPS...they didnt. RAWR. Then we collected the worksheets for the class somemore. Kk...thats apparently not good enough. He asks...why didnt the cs teacher talk to the others. We have no reply. GREAT...another lap. Same rules apply.

Back from the 10th lap. WERE TIRED K? Rawrrr...so he asks again. Why didnt the cs teacher pick the others. We say they left before us. WHY??? We cant answer. Another lap.

BACK FROM THE 11th lap. Were again tired. SURPRISED? Well then we actually formulate an answer while running. Cuz we didnt have our pe shirts inside our school uni. WHY DONT WE??? We dont reply...ANOTHER LAP. I was gonna say that i had morning training and had to dry my shirt out...but couldnt talk back apparently. Worst of all...were straining for the push up position. We have to hold it long cuz this dude is running like very longggg...

Dead tired. We come back...same thing. Push up position. Everyone is like struggling to hold our weight. Now the dude finally stops making us run...and says next time you better be earlier than the rest of the classes, wear our pe tank tops inside AND be on time for all his lessons (pastoral care, pe, and beginning of school...hes the assistant teacher). Kk...so we get ready to leave. We finally get to go. So we start leaving. I open my mouth to say sorry sir...BUT BEFORE I CAN TALK HE SAYS NEVER SAY SORRY AH? ANOTHER LAP.

Kk...we run somemore. We come back. We have ran 13 laps. How lame. Push up position. We do what he wants and get released. YAYYYY!=D Finally. The teacher leaves. Hersh notices blood dripping from baladashyalan rajandran's head. Whoopdee do. Overexertion. So we tell the other pe teacher...whos very nice. And funny. Hes my fav teacher...and my teacher for track.xD Hes really nice. So he treats bala and finally i can go. So we gotta return the ball that our pe teacher dumped on us. So we go into the pe storage room where i see the broken bat i broke at softball yesterday!!!!=D Hahahas....so i take a pic of it and me.(: Its sooo cool. I was batting with some dude pitching and i swung the metal bat and it cracked!=D It was sooo cool. Lucky i dun need to pay for it...but it was my fav bat.:( WELL anyways...

We finally get into the canteen. Thanks to the teacher, we have only 2 mins for recess. So i buy some milo and rice, tofu and curry. Eat it within 1 min...then ran to my class. CRAP...then i got stomach ache and all.:( It sucked. Then i was all sweaty and all that....:( I hate my pe teacher.

HOW COOL!

2008-01-31T04:29:00.000-08:00

Today while playing softball, i snapped the metal bat.=D IT WAS SOOO COOL. It just snapped in half when i hit it.(: Lolll...but it was my fav bat.:( I hope i get to keep its remains...hahas. We gotta show it to the teacher so she can buy a new one. Anyways....it was really cool. But then...luckily i dun need to pay for it.=p SAVED.(:

So yeah. Then todays javellin...i sucked.xD I just was too tired to throw...argh. I really wanna quit something. Lol...then i can go out to macs again!=D That was fun...lol

WHEE...today i feel so happy/sad

2008-01-30T06:00:00.000-08:00

First of all. I made felly sooo mad. That felt good. Cuz she treated zach soo bad....and not only that she was being mean. Kk...fine. Maybe i made her too mad....and that she probally hates me for eternally. But heck. IM AVENGING YOU K ZACH? Feel honoured.

Well fine. Maybe i feel a bit of regret for doing that....fine. Maybe i feel very guilty. And maybe i just made matters worst. My twisted sense of justice....

IM SO PROUDDDDD...and fat.xD

2008-01-29T02:33:00.000-08:00

(6:33:16 PM) Justin finishes the giant hersheys kiss given by laura for my christmas....WHOOO

Start date=Beginning of mankind
Finish date=Jan 29 2008....ROCK ON!

Wheeee! I feel so proud. Hahas....i rock!

FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!!

2008-01-29T02:03:00.000-08:00

THEWONDERFULTHINGABOUTTIGGERISTIGGERSAWONDERFULTHING!!!!!HESTOPSAREMADEOFRUBBER!HESBOTTOMSAREMADEOFSPRINGS!THEWONDERFULABOUTTIGGERISTHATHESTHEONLYONE!

Love it how they say it so fast...hahas

Anyways today i found this awesome cd from 1997.xDDD ITS SO COOL! Mickeys magical world tour! And also disney superstar hits!xDD I cant believe i used to idolize these types of music....its from my childhood.xD IM SO HAPPY I FOUND IT!=D Its soooo cool.(:

Anyways its awesome and has lotsa cool songs.(: I loveeee it.

Georgy reopens the bloggeh...=D

2008-01-28T07:44:00.000-08:00

GEORGE BERKELEY

“I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.”

When I first read that quote I knew something was different about this philosopher. First of all, he insulted men and me. That was really mean of him. Second of all, I was actually quite surprised he wanted to be an oyster. It struck me that he was an interesting man, since he made this interesting quote. Easy to capture and understand, it came to me that a man is really quite stupid. I then forgave him for being mean. To be very honest, men only care about beer, money, cars and all things that do not really matter in life. Many do not have a big sense in life and thus fail to achieve what life is for. They fail to achieve a sense of true happiness and completeness and are often shallow. Thus I choose George Berkeley as my philosopher. I also chose him, as he was a Christian philosopher unlike the other philosophers who did not believe in there having such thing as a God and kept criticizing that. Those philosophers kind of irritated me.

He was a western philosopher and was born in Ireland. He influenced David Hume, Immanuel Kant and Arthur Schopenhauer, all philosophers with cool hairstyles. He has a collection of many interesting quotes that are very captivating. I think he is a very smart guy and deserves to get a very high honor for his work. To summarize everything I have said, he rocks. I strive to be as smart and wise as him and hope that I will not use this wisdom to do evil, but to contribute to the society so that we can all be one happy family.

By:
Justin Chong

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Berkeley

Well....i know this doesnt sound related but...

My mom didnt let me give that in as homework after all my hard effort...(10 mins)
Well...its supposed to be my elementary philosophy of discipline essay...BUT SHE DIDNT LET ME!D:

So george shall not go to waste.(: SO TODAY, ILL LET A DEAD MAN REOPEN MY BLOG.=D I think its the right time to do so...since im bored and a little more mature. So here...i love blogging.x) Heya guys again! MAKE MY BLOG ACTIVEEEE!=D

Bye bye blog.

2008-01-19T00:02:00.000-08:00

A lot of things have happened over the past week that have made me realized that this wasnt the right way for me. Today i realized that my life has been drifting away. I have not been focusing on true life and God. My little world of entertainment needs to be closed down in order for me to focus on the real world and the future. I realized that i have messed up in life as of now and need to focus on my future. So now i am trying to become a better good boy and not a evil wild little messed up troubled kid. Ill be on a quest to walk away from my evil little lifestyle. I realized that obsessing certain ebil emo bands are NO GOOD! Not good at all. Yeah. It does influence you...seriously. You may not no it but it does. When you look back into your life, you will realize how much youve changed. The happy little justin i once knew had changed into a very rebellious dark guy. And also...im gonna try cut down on msn. Obsessing over friends are no good at all either. Although i will still stay in contact, but otherwise, not too much. And most importantly, i will try to stay more in tune with God. I realized that i need to pay more attention to him. Hes good for yah. My life like went messed up in a year without keeping in contact with him and his word. So yeah...This is it....i wont be posting for a very very long time or until i think it is the right time. Ill be trying to become good from now on. So ill be changing my way into a more mature person and i will be keeping this i hope. Thanks for being my friends.(: Bye for now.

Not a good day...

2008-01-17T23:29:00.000-08:00

Today i got almost killed by a teacher. I kinda pissed him off a lot by talking wayyyy too much during school.D: So must be really good for the next year or im so dead.D: ARGHHH! No more being spastic at school...-cries-

Yeah...almost felt like crying today at school cuz of that. Its that sad k.:( More sad news...the novel has been moved off this blog onto another blog. The sadness....:(

FINALLY!

2008-01-17T00:35:00.000-08:00

I dunno...BUT I THINK...i finally got over my crush on felly now that we dont talk so much.x) THERE. Happy dom...you heard it? I HAD A CRUSH K? ITS OVER NOW! Wheeeee! Hahas. Now im oh so lonely on msn...noone to talk to.:( Poor little me.

Zzz....

2008-01-16T04:21:00.000-08:00

Today i slept in class for the seventh time?x) This time the teacher caught me...he was like"Boy in the back! Wake up!". I still was sleeping...then i woke up when the whole class screamed my name.x) I really need to get sleep. I also quit track cuz i was too busy...just came back from softball. ARGH! Business....D:

Anyways, im taking malay. COOL EH? I know a few words...hahas. Its omega funneh...(:

Killers rock

2008-01-16T04:08:00.001-08:00

Checkout the graphic i made...cool eh? Also my music file cover. You can take it if you want...JUST GIVE CREDITS. If you love the killers i can make youre name there too!=D Wheee! Go killers. Btw...the lyrics are from the song when you were young.(: